I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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