Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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