Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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