so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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