Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
A bitchslap is in order.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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