i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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