Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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