I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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