Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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