Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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