There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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