you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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