so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Small penises have feelings too.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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