I can tuck mytits in my pants
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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