i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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