yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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