It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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