Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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