one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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