he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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