Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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