you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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