i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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