There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I need a beard to bite.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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