Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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