Im at strip club and am horny
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
did you just send me my own nude
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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