Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
third nipple confirmed
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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