Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
God, I missed his penis.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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