If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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