we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
