Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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