his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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