Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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