Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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