I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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