Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
