Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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