yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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