Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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