I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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