I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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