have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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