So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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