She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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