You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
