sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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