I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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