2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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