at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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