going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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