He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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