Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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