There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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