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(248): View more from Michigan

The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(816): View more from Missouri

It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Did you drink ALL that 151??

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i need some magic done to my vagina

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