chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.