Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(978): View more from Massachusetts

every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(978): every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y. http://tfl.nu/xtds

Replies (60) Good night (2730) Bad night (1009)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers http://tfl.nu/ezh2

Replies (1) Good night (2003) Bad night (494)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags. http://tfl.nu/hgni

Replies (18) Good night (6196) Bad night (892)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care. http://tfl.nu/n9k1

Replies (14) Good night (4761) Bad night (649)
Favorite
(909): View more from California

Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(909): Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person? http://tfl.nu/yet0

Replies (8) Good night (3934) Bad night (1304)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands. http://tfl.nu/q7ak

Replies (13) Good night (975) Bad night (2637)
Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last?? http://tfl.nu/wkzl

Replies (9) Good night (999) Bad night (2766)
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning. http://tfl.nu/fh1x

Replies (5) Good night (1398) Bad night (686)
Favorite
(312): View more from Illinois

I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.

(224): View more from Illinois

Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(312): I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks. (224): Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however. http://tfl.nu/lo15

Replies (8) Good night (2067) Bad night (658)
Favorite
(304): View more from West Virginia

I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(304): I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay http://tfl.nu/d341

Replies (18) Good night (619) Bad night (1654)
Favorite
(740): View more from Ohio

I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(740): I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs. http://tfl.nu/ltie

Replies (3) Good night (1102) Bad night (581)
Favorite
(805): View more from California

It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.

(1-805): View more from California

That's kinky shit dude.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(805): It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening. (1-805): That's kinky shit dude. http://tfl.nu/fc85

Replies (9) Good night (851) Bad night (1093)
Favorite
(240): View more from Maryland

i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(240): i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys http://tfl.nu/z1wp

Replies (3) Good night (488) Bad night (896)
Favorite
(601): View more from Mississippi

I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(601): I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too http://tfl.nu/lcoq

Replies (2) Good night (792) Bad night (370)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night http://tfl.nu/3wkg

Replies (4) Good night (814) Bad night (233)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: