You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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