just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.