I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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