have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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