Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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