we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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