if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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