you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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